Bacteria & Calculus

Semi-awkward mostly tolerable black guy with outlandish beliefs and reasonable dresscode. Amateur comic reader, sometimes-writer, pretty solid artist, Demisexual, somewhat-decent-looking-sponge. I enjoy a lot of stuff, this is just a blog for that aforementioned stuff.
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queen-mzbigabootie:

haneefistheonlyone:

kwamejaw:

Im pretty sure I walk past a lot more cops than that

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(via neuraltoxins)

maskedlinguist:

I am never tired of this.

maskedlinguist:

I am never tired of this.

(via garrett19)

mrsholmes224:

fruitcocks:

GOD IT WAS LIKE I WAS SCROLLING THROUGH HELL

fuck you all

(via theinsideoftheearth)

Black-Ness.

Black-Ness.

(via lavapasta)

cakemountain:

lipsspreadgossipp:

abbygubler:

If you’re mad at her, you don’t understand it.  White people are trying to remove themselves from all people of color.  Let me show you why this is true.  You’ve heard of Asian-americans or African Americans or Mexican Americans.  But how about a European American?  Have you ever heard someone say they’re Canadian American? or European American? Probably not.  White people can just call themselves American, even if their ancestry has not been in America for long.  If your great-grandparents moved because of the potato famine, you don’t call yourselves Irish American, you have lived your entire life in the United States, you call yourself an American.  But now, take someone whose ancestry is linked to some of the first slaves in the colonies, and they still call themselves African-American.  Doesn’t matter if they’ve never stepped foot on the continent and share no cultural link, other than pigment, with any society in Africa, they still have to identify with African.  

What’s most infuriating is that even people who are the ultimate Americans: Native Americans.  They were in the Americas while ass backwards Europe was accusing (and burning) women of being witches.  THEY, of all people, shouldn’t have to specify their identity as an American, but NO they have to be labeled with something else.  

Raven Symone is an absolute star.  She has my total respect for standing up like this, and I hope her so much happiness with her girlfriend.  I wish she was still on television, she taught me so much , even if it was all from a disney show

bam just like that.

Oh shut up

I only reblogged cause I like that thing Oprah’s jawline does when she talks.

precumming:

this is the cutest thing i have ever seen

Kirby: You’re a pink round fuck, I’m a pink round fuck…let’s be pink round fucks together :)

Other pink round fuck: Kay. 

(via precumming)

lipsspreadgossipp:

abbygubler:

If you’re mad at her, you don’t understand it.  White people are trying to remove themselves from all people of color.  Let me show you why this is true.  You’ve heard of Asian-americans or African Americans or Mexican Americans.  But how about a European American?  Have you ever heard someone say they’re Canadian American? or European American? Probably not.  White people can just call themselves American, even if their ancestry has not been in America for long.  If your great-grandparents moved because of the potato famine, you don’t call yourselves Irish American, you have lived your entire life in the United States, you call yourself an American.  But now, take someone whose ancestry is linked to some of the first slaves in the colonies, and they still call themselves African-American.  Doesn’t matter if they’ve never stepped foot on the continent and share no cultural link, other than pigment, with any society in Africa, they still have to identify with African.  

What’s most infuriating is that even people who are the ultimate Americans: Native Americans.  They were in the Americas while ass backwards Europe was accusing (and burning) women of being witches.  THEY, of all people, shouldn’t have to specify their identity as an American, but NO they have to be labeled with something else.  

Raven Symone is an absolute star.  She has my total respect for standing up like this, and I hope her so much happiness with her girlfriend.  I wish she was still on television, she taught me so much , even if it was all from a disney show

bam just like that.

makuta-tobi:

GUYS NEW MEGAS

Oh.

(via dcupsofjustice)

fandomcollector:

electrikmoonlight:

mildserendipity:

WTF I LIETERALLY THOUGHT IT WAS ABOUT DOGS UNTIL NOW I AM 20 YEARS OLD

of course it was, why would he actually sing about real dogs and why they got out

No it isn’t. It’s actually talking about the men who predate upon women in clubs, calling them dogs, not ‘ugly women’. Just look at the lyrics:

And tell the fellas stop the name callin
Yepee ah yo
Then them girls respond to the call
I hear a woman shout out
Who let the dogs out
Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof

Or if that isn’t clear enough for you that it’s women quite clearly calling the men dogs then read this next bit:

Get back gruffy, mash scruffy
Get back you flea infested mongrel
Now I tell meh self dem man go get angry
Ah yepee ah yo
To hear them girls calling them canine

It’s saying that men who attack women for being ‘ugly’ or refuse to leave them alone are worse than stray mongrels! It plainly points out that women do not want or appreciate the attention and so taunt them with the verse of ‘who let the dogs out’ because they are both unable to control themselves and vile little creatures. Learn to do some fucking research.

(via twerkingongaycountries)

steelicanth:

Pokemon Stadium 2 - Venusaur, Charizard and Blastoise

I would say Venasaur looks like he’s been smoking a dank nug, if he himself wasn’t a dank nug.

(via spookypikachuedition)

awkwardvagina:

truly an amazing sight (x)

(via cringing)

Avoiding responsibilities like…

Avoiding responsibilities like…

(via hernia)

hernia:

when ur friend starts saying something but you were talking first

(via hernia)