Bacteria & Calculus

Semi-awkward mostly tolerable black guy with outlandish beliefs and reasonable dresscode. Amateur comic reader, sometimes-writer, pretty solid artist, Demisexual, somewhat-decent-looking-sponge. I enjoy a lot of stuff, this is just a blog for that aforementioned stuff.
Posts I Like

themobstershrimpandlobster:

gamingartandlove:

So uh, I haven’t seen this on my dash, but check out this kickstarter!

They’re waterballoons that SELF TIE, make a HUNDRED at a time, AND AND they’re biodegradablee!! Seriously why isn’t this all over my dash yet??

They’ve already reached WAY over their goal, but you can still get some early bird deliveries for an early start of the water balloon madness!

Whaaaaat

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scotsmcall:

when you follow someone and they follow back immediately

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knightofbreath:

TINY WORKING COMPUTER

knightofbreath:

TINY WORKING COMPUTER

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gordman2:

Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups

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willsmiff:

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

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thebrowneyedzombie:

i’m sorry but can we just take a moment to appreciate disney genderbending

like

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i mean

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just look

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at the perfection

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in all of this

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and let’s not forget the best one

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AND FROZEN

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i’m so satisfied

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Thank you Pepperidge Farm for the rat droppings that were delicately baked into my bread. I really appreciate the robust taste. Not really, this is disgusting and was placed in my mouth.

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

pastperspectives:

guys… it’s a palm tree.

NO

Wow, this guy’s pun perspective is pretty narrow…he may need to branch out.

(via beer-metal-trolls-and-vomit)

bewbin:

The best life advice I can give

laughhard:

Rugrats was really twisted.

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